¤ 1:

[ ] You have dA as your home page.
[x] You check dA more than 3 times a day.
[/] You have more than 100 new messages in your inbox every day.
[x] You have more than 25 deviations.
[x] You have more than 25 journal entries.
(Total: 3,5)

¤ 2:

[ ] You use :icon(whatever)plz: on sites other then dA.
[ ] You have more than 5 plz icons memorized.
[ ] You have made your own plz icon.
[/] You enter dA contests.
[x] You answer the poll at the bottom of the homepage.
(Total: 5)

¤ 3:

[x] You have a premium account .
[x] You have more than 1000 pageviews.
[x] You have more than 150 comments.
[x] You have more than 50 favorites.
[x] You belong to at least 5 groups.
[x] You are the admin of a dA group.
(Total: 11)

¤ 4:

[x] You have a deviantID.
[ ] You have a webcam image.
[ ] You have a shoutbox.
[x] You have done 10 or more written memes like this.  
[x] You have made a written meme.
[ ] You have done more than 5 drawing memes.
[ ] You have made a drawing meme.
(Total: 13)

¤ 5:

[/] You would consider dA to be in your top 3 websites you use for communication.
[x] You have more than 10 llamas.
[x] You have given someone a llama.
[ ] You have donated points to someone.
(Total: 16,5 ~> I'm a dA addict. (16 - 20 points)

¤...with most comments: "Umhuellt"  (190 +)

¤...with most views: "Umhuellt"  (2.804 +)

¤...with most favourites: "Umhuellt"   (361 +)

¤...closest to your heart: "Fabelwesen"

¤...not convinced about it 'till now: "Innenleben"

¤...make you disappointed (you expect more from it, but it failed you): "Taegliche Dosis"

¤...translates your personality: "Im Feengarten"

¤...reflecting your nationality: "Unzerstoert"

¤...took the most time to complete: "Bluttat"

¤...made it or took it in a bad mood: "Makellos"

¤...made it or took it in good mood: "Wald.Flucht"

¤...made it or took it for someone special: "Lippenbekenntnis?"

¤ Vampire:

[x] You rather be pale than tan.
[ ] You like to eat or drink red things.
[ ] When you're kissing someone, you tend to bite them.
[x] You're dark, mysterious, and seductive.
[x] You've tasted your own blood before and liked it.
[x] Being out in the sun too long makes you feel weak
[ ] You're graceful, lithe, and can appear threatening or dangerous to others.
[ ] You have incredible charm and can get people to do nearly anything.
[x] You're more active at night.
(Total: 5)

¤ Werewolf:

[x] You have a bad temper.
[ ] You're incredibly physically strong and fast.
[x] You love the moon.
[x] You're very loyal
[x] If you love someone, you'll do whatever you possibly can to protect them.
[ ] You would go on a devastated (devastatING)rampage should your lover be harmed in any way.
[x] You like dogs.
[ ] You're fairly sturdy in stature.
[ ] You're either a good leader or a SOLITARY PERSON.
[ ] You have a hard time controlling yourself half of the time.
(Total: 5)

¤ Zombie:

[x] You're an outcast.
[ ] You feel as if you're not truly alive.
[ ] You'll moan when you're hurt rather than scream and cry.
[x] You tend to zone out.
[ ] You don't feel very smart.
[ ] You like worms.
[x] You like taking things slowly.
[ ] You like odd foods.
[x] You prefer to suffer in silence.
[x] You don't get much sleep.
(Total: 5)

¤ Ghost/Phantom:

[/] You're invisible.  
[/] You have an oddly eerie presence.
[/] You can send chills down a person's spine just by looking at them.
[/] You have messy hair that is partially/completely in your face.
[ ] You're incredibly gentle.
[/] You're very shy around someone you find attractive.
[x] You tend to simply disappear when no one's looking.
[/] You enjoy scaring people.
[ ] You like the indoors.
[x] You are deeply connected to the ones you love no matter what happens.
(Total: 5)

¤ Ghoul:

[ ] You will eat just about anything.
[ ] You like to attack people verbally or physically.
[ ] You are thrilled if you can make someone bleed.
[ ] If you were with someone, you wouldn't care if you hurt them as long as you're getting what you want out of them.
[x] You like stalking people.
[ ] You find it fun to crawl into tight, small, cramped, dirty spaces.
[ ] You get hungry easily.
[/] You like torture.
[ ] You live to hurt people.
[/] You like the idea of being insane.
(Total: 2)

¤ Witch:

[/] You're into Wicca/Paganism.  
[x] You like magical objects.
[/] You believe in magic/can perform it.
[ ] You perform odd rituals on a daily basis.
[ ] People find you intolerably cruel.
[ ] You enjoy manipulating people.
[x] You feel deeply in touch with nature and hate industrialization.
[/] You love black cats.
[ ] You practice voodoo.
[ ] You tend to laugh hysterically while picking on someone you find attractive.
(Total: 3,5)

¤ Shapeshifter:

[ ] You have different personalities.
[ ] Your style could change from Goth to preppy in the same second.
[x] You're fickle.
[ ] You have more than one lover.
[x] You're unpredictable.
[ ] You would change yourself entirely to fit in/get a date.
[x] You are fond of many different things.
[ ] You can easily get out of trouble by changing your demeanor.
[/] You often say one thing and mean another.
[ ] You like to leave your clothes on the floor after taking them off.
(Total: 3,5)

¤ Demon:

[x] You have a very bad temper.
[ ] You're usually angry.
[ ] You have to make other people miserable with every breath that you take.
[/] You worship Satan.
[x] You like pentagrams.
[ ] You love to mess with people's heads.
[ ] You could do just about anything bad to someone and feel proud.
[/] You laugh when other people are hurt.
[ ] Physically harming someone turns you on.
[ ] You respond to an insult by viciously attacking the other person.
(Total: 3)

¤ Angel:

[x] You're a very good person.
[x] You take care with everything you do.
[ ] You can be extremely serious.
[ ] You're gentle and kind to even your worst enemies.
[ ] You cannot hold a grudge against anyone.
[ ] You would gladly endure anything for the sake of the ones you love.
[ ] You're a virgin/have never kissed anyone/have never had a lover.
[ ] People see you as being very pure.
[ ] You are obedient and follow rules without question.
[ ] You love God
(Total: 2)

¤ Fairy/Elf:

[ ] You enchant people.
[x] You like organic things.
[ ] You're almost always smiling.
[x] You love the world around you.
[x] You get attached to animals easily.
[ ] You're a walking-talking chick-flick/prince charming.
[ ] You fall in love easily.
[x] You have a very bright/bubbly/friendly personality.
[/] You don't hate anyone.
[x] You like long hair.
(Total: 5,5)

¤ Freddy Krueger:

[ ] You wear clothes that look like Christmas discount rejects.
[ ] You used to live on a road named after some kind of tree.
[ ] You prefer knives over other weapons.
[x] You prey mainly on children and teenagers.
[x] You're short.
[x] You have a preference for nightmares.
[ ] There's a creepy song about you.
[/] Caffeine is your nemesis.
(Total: 3,5)

¤ Michael Myers:

[/] You always wear a mask.
[ ] You've been locked-up for a long period of time.
[/] You carry a large knife.
[ ] You prey on everyone, especially your family members.
[x] You don't talk much.
[ ] You're cursed.
[ ] You've given an entire town a horrible reputation.
[ ] Your little sister is your arch nemesis.
(Total: 2)

¤ Jason Voorhees:

[ ] You have a preference for hockey masks.
[x] You live near a lake.
[ ] Your mother tells you who to kill.
[/] You're kind of dead-looking.
[ ] You're really, really tall.
[x] You find people confusing.
[ ] Nothing really fazes you.
[ ] You hate Freddy Krueger.
(Total: 2,5)

¤ Pinhead:

[ ] You come from the bowels of Hell.
[ ] You can be summoned through a freaky puzzle box.
[ ] You look like you've had a bad experience with a nail gun.
[/] You were once human.
[ ] You can summon chains and hooks to shish-kebab your victims.
[x] You've explored black magic/Satanism/the Occult.
[ ] You've rebelled against your evil and protected people.
[ ] You can read minds and create illusions.
(Total: 1,5)

¤ Leatherface:

[ ] You use a chainsaw to dice up your victims.
[ ] Your nickname is 'Bubba'.
[ ] You're mentally retarded.
[/] You usually kill in self-defence, or when you're told to.
[x] You have a freaky family.
[/] You like pizza.
[x] You were bullied by your peers.
[ ] You live in a remote area.
(Total: 3)

¤ Chucky:

[ ] You have/had a cruel step-mother.
[/] You're a real 'doll'.
[ ] You used to be known as the Lakeshore Strangler.
[x] You have strong feelings for your spouse/partner.
[x] You're possessing an object.
[ ] You want to be human again.
[x] You own a special amulet.
[x] Your partner thinks you have an addiction.
(Total: 4,5)

¤ Tiffany:

[ ] You idolize Martha Stewart.
[x] You love to wear make-up.
[ ] Your partner/spouse used to be known as the Lakeshore Strangler.
[x] You have strong feelings for your spouse/partner.
[x] You're possesing an object.
[ ] You want to be human again.
[ ] You want to be a movie star, someday.
[x] You have an addiction
(Total: 4)

¤ Glen:

[ ] You're terrified of blood and violence.
[ ] Your parents are dolls.
[x] Your parents are weird.
[ ] You were beaten, thrown in a cage, starved, and called, "shit-face".
[ ] Your dad used to be known as the Lakeshore Strangler.
[ ] You always try to do what's right.
[x] You are/were made fun of by your peers.
[ ] You always try to make your mom and dad proud.
(Total: 2)

¤ Sadako/Samara:

[/] You were born evil.
[/] You look pretty dead.
[ ] You tend to get water all over the floor when you walk.
[ ] You haunt a cursed video.
[ ] You originated in Japan.
[ ] Your parents are/were cruel.
[ ] Everybody knows about you.
[x] You have/had really long hair.
(Total: 2)

¤ Ghostface:

[x] You're human.
[ ] You could be anyone.
[/] You have a fixation with killing one particular person.
[x] You often ask the question "What's your favourite scary movie?".
[ ] You love using your mobile phone.
[ ] You have a dorky costume.
[x] You like putting on creepy voices.
[ ] You like stabbing people.
(Total: 3,5)

¤ Carrie:

[/] Your family is very religious.
[x] You are/were bullied by your peers.
[ ] You have/had a crush on a popular boy at school.
[ ] You don't get along with your mother.
[x] You have hidden talents.
[ ] You think tampons are lipstick blotters.
[x] You're great in English class.
[ ] You went to your prom.
(Total: 3,5)

¤ Anime Nerd:

[ ] You watch anime.
[ ] You read manga.
[ ] You buy/collect anime DVDs or manga volumes.
[ ] You own some other form of anime/manga merchandise.
[ ] You have referred to an anime character as 'hot' before.
[/] You have cosplayed.
[ ] You have done so in public.
[ ] You have been to an anime/manga convention
[ ] You have created/joined a fanclub for an anime/manga character.
[ ] You have created/joined a hateclub for an anime/manga character.
[ ] You have squealed when you found out somebody had the same name as an anime character you knew.
[ ] You enjoy drawing anime.
[ ] People you know, know you as the 'anime' person.
[ ] You know that it is pronounced 'mawnguh' and not 'manga' like it is spelled.
(Total: 0,5)

¤ Art Nerd:

[x] You like art.
[/] You actually consider yourself an artist.
[ ] When using art supplies, the brand of them matters to you.
[ ] You have a favorite brand.
[/] You have asked for art supplies as a Christmas/birthday gift before.
[ ] You give people your drawings as gifts.
[ ] People actually ask for your drawings.
[ ] You are known as 'the art person' at your school.
[/] Instead of just 'brown' or ' pink', you'd be specific; it's 'sienna brown' or 'blush pink'.
[ ] You have taken an art class outside of school.
[ ] You have considered a career as an artist.
[ ] Your school papers are always covered in doodles.
[x] You have a favorite artist.
[ ] Your drawings have been framed.
[ ] You carry a sketchbook with you everywhere you go.
(Total: 3)

¤ Musical Nerd:

[/] You play a musical instrument.
[ ] You play more than one instrument.
[ ] You actually really enjoy playing your instrument.
[ ] You've given your instrument a name.
[ ] You've participated in an extracurricular activity for your instrument.
[ ] You are known by what you play.
[x] You listen to classical music.
[x] You are wondering whether that refers to the classical music genre or the classical music time period.
[x] You have a favorite composer.
[ ] All of your friends are from your band/orchestra class.
[ ] You write music.
[/] You've had discussions with your friends about music; your favorite composers/instruments/musical time periods/key/etc.
[ ] You have considered a professional career with your instrument.
[ ] You are never nervous playing for other people.
(Total: 4)

¤ Video Game Nerd:

[x] You play video games.
[ ] You own more than 4 different video game systems.
[/] You've had debates over which system is the greatest.
[ ] You play video games every day.
[x] You have played a video game for over 10 hours.
[x] You have songs from your favorite video games on your MP3 player.
[x] You love to talk about video games.
[/] You memorize the dates for when a new game is being released.
[ ] People know you as the 'gamer' person.
[ ] You spend more time on video games than you do hanging out with friends.
[ ] Your gaming system is in your room.
[x] You have preferences when it comes to what company your game came from.
[ ] You've had debates over which company is the best.
[ ] You keep playing a game until you beat it.
[ ] It makes you angry when you found out somebody looked up cheat codes on the internet to beat their game.
(Total: 6)

¤ Computer Nerd:

[x] You use the computer every day.
[x] You have an account/username on some sort of social website.
[/] You go into random internet chatrooms.
[x] You spend at least 2 hours a day on the computer.
[/] You use computer faces; : D xD xP D: ^_^ >.> and etc.
[ ] It is hard to go a day without using the computer.
[/] You spend time in online forums.
[ ] In the forum/chatroom you use, you are known there by everyone else.
[/] You have friends you have only met online.
[ ] You have/had a girlfriend/boyfriend you have only met online.
[x] You have actually met an online friend in person.
[ ] U cn ezly rd 'txttlk.'
[/] You have said 'lol' or 'omg' in speech that is not online.
[x] You can type really, really fast.
(Total: 7,5)

¤ High Class:

[x] You own an iPod/mp3 player.
[/] You love Starbucks to death.
[ ] You have been called a brat.
[ ] You have tons of shoes.
[/] You hate buying things that are on sale.
[x] You have a laptop.
(Total: 3)

¤ Gothic:

[x] Black is one of your favorite colors.
[/] You wear chains.
[ ] You like heavy metal.
[ ] You've shopped at Hot Topic.
[x] You have worn black lipstick.
[x] You have/had/want/wanted piercings.
[/] You own a pair of Tripp pants.
[x] You have at least one unnaturally colored haired friend.
(Total: 5)

¤ Punk:

[ ] You can skateboard.
[/] You like plaid.
[x] You have Converse.
[/] You hate MTV.
[x] You have/had/want/wanted blue, pink, red, purple, or green hair.
[ ] You love mohawks.
[x] You love music.
[ ] You hate people who pretend to be something they are not.
(Total: 4)

¤ Emo:

[ ] You are always sad.
[ ] You have dark colored glasses.
[ ] You cry easily.
[ ] You like emo music.
[x] You've kept a journal/diary.
[x] You have written a sad poem.
[x] You have dyed your hair.
[/] You're sad when you're drunk.
(Total: 3,5)

¤ Ghetto:

[ ] You like rap.
[ ] You have said "Fo Sho, Fo Shizzle, Fo Sheezy, etc.
[ ] You have worn/wanted a grill.
[ ] You have had a freestyling contest.
[ ] You have worn your shoes with the tongue flipped out.
[ ] You know most of the lines from Boyz N Da Hood.
[ ] You own a huge gold chain with a giant gold pendant.
(Total: 0)

¤ Hardcore:

[/] You like loud music.
[ ] You love/like the Ninja Turtles.
[ ] You have slip-on shoes.
[ ] You like Normal Jeans.
[x] People have called you a freak and meant it lovingly.
[ ] You love to "hardcore" dance.
[x] Your hair has been dyed more than one color.
[ ] You wear jeans a lot.
(Total: 2,5)

¤ Prep:

[ ] You love The OC.
[/] You had/have/want a tiny/small sized dog.
[ ] Your usual outfits consist of pink.
[/] You like buying shoes.
[ ] You have clothes from Hollister, AE, and/or Abercrombie.
[ ] Getting your nails done is a fun thing.
[ ] You have/had big sunglasses.
[x] You can't go anywhere without your hair perfect.
(Total: 2,5)

¤ Athletic:

[ ] You watch/watched the Superbowl.
[ ] You own track shoes or cleats other sports related shoes.
[ ] You collect jerseys.
[ ] You have/had a special shelf for trophies and awards.
[ ] Your garage/shed consists of sports equipment.
[ ] You belong/belonged to a team.
[ ] You have a specific number preferred for your jersey.
(Total: 0)

¤ Scene:

[x] You have mini-skirts.
[ ] You have parted your hair to the side.
[x] You think polka-dots are way cute.
[x] You have done a peace sign while you pose for a picture.
[ ] You've been called a scene before.
[x] You wear/wore long, colourful socks with your skirts.
(Total: 4)

¤ Metalhead:

[/] You wear band shirts a lot.
[ ] If people down-talk metal, you down-talk their favorite music.
[ ] You like bands like As I Lay Dying, Lamb Of God, and All That Remains.
[ ] You hate emos.
[/] You like Black Sabbath.
[ ] You have gone to Ozzfest.
[ ] You have a headband.
[x] You don't like rap.
[/] You have a taste for classic rock, as well.
(Total: 2,5)

¤ British:

[x] You drink a lot of tea.
[ ] You know what a brolly is.
[ ] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[ ] You wanted Ben to win X Factor.
[/] Improper grammar irks you something fierce.
[ ] You use the word "bugger" or the phrase "bloody hell."
[ ] Fish and Chips are yummy.
[ ] You can eat a Full English Breakfast.
[ ] You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs.
[x] It's called football... not soccer.
(Total: 2,5)

¤ Australian:

[ ] You wear flip flops all year.
[ ] You call flip flops thongs not flip flops.
[ ] You love a backyard barbie.
[ ] You know a barbie is not a doll.
[x] You love the beach
[/] Sometimes you swear without realizing.
[ ] You're a sports fanatic.
[ ] You are tanned.
[ ] You're a bit of a bogan.
[ ] You have an Australian something
(Total: 1,5)

¤ Polish:

[ ] You love good and solid food.
[ ] You're a strict catholic.
[/] You have a very bright eyecolor.
[ ] You don't care about many things.
[ ] You're a full family man.
[x] You love to discuss.
[ ] You be quick to take offence.
[ ] You speak some Polish or Russian.
(Total: 1,5)

¤ Italian:

[ ] The Sopranos is a great show.
[ ] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[x] Your grandmother makes her own sauces.
[ ] You know how a real meatball tastes.
[ ] You know Italian songs.
[ ] You have dark hair and dark eye color.
[ ] You speak some Italian.
[x] You are under 5'10".
[ ] You know what an Italian horn is.
[/] Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world!
[ ] You talk a lot with your hands.
(Total: 2,5)

¤ Spanish:

[ ] You say member instead of remember.
[ ] You speak Spanish or some.
[/] You like tacos.
[ ] YoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr.
[ ] You are dark skinned.
[x] You know what a Puta is.
[ ] You talk fast occasionally.
[x] You have/had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[ ] You know what platanos are.
(Total: 2,5)

¤ Russian:

[ ] You say villain as: what?
[ ] You get short tempered.
[ ] You know of somebody named Natasha.
[x] You get cold easily.
[ ] Rain is fun for you.
[ ] You get into contests all the time.
[ ] You can easily make do with the cold weather.
(Total: 1)

¤ Irish:

[ ] You think beer is the best.
[x] You have a bad temper.
[ ] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murphy, O', Fitz or ends with a ley, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y or L.
[x] You have blue or green eyes.
[ ] You like the colour green.
[ ] You have been to a St. Patty's day party.
[ ] You have a family member from Ireland.
[ ] You have red hair.
[ ] You have/had freckles.
[ ] Your family get together always include drinking and singing.
(Total: 2)

¤ Asian:

[ ] You have slanty small eyes.
[x] You like rice a lot.
[ ] You are good at math
[x] You have played the piano.
[ ] You have family from Asia.
[x] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[ ] Most people think you're Chinese Japanese
[ ] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[ ] You go to Baulko.
(Total: 3)

¤ German:

[x] You like bread.
[x] You think German Chocolate is good
[x] You know what Schnitzel is.
[x] You hate it when stupid people call you.
[ ] You went to Pre-school
[ ] You're over 5'2".
(Total: 4)

¤ Canadian:

[/] You like/play/played hockey.
[ ] You love beer.
[ ] You say eh.
[ ] You know what poutine is.
[x] You speak some French.
[ ] You love Tim Horton's.
[x] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[ ] You watch/watched Degrassi.
(Total: 2,5)

¤ American:

[ ] You hate foreigners.
[ ] You hate non-Christians.
[/] You're lazy.
[ ] You have had an abortion
[ ] But love the penalty.
[ ] You don't read.
[ ] You shop at Wal-Mart.
[x] You think this survey is rather biased.
(Total: 1,5)

¤ Belgian:

[x] You grow some small vegetables in the yard.
[x] You like french fries.
[x] You think Belgian chocolate rules.
[ ] You know that the official best beer in the world' is Belgian.
[ ] You speak both Dutch and French.
[ ] You like Belgian waffles.
[ ] You call a pub or bar a café.
[x] You fully realize and acknowledge that your football team sucks.
[ ] You drive/own a French or German car.
[x] You have a lot of comments on your government.
(Total: 5)

¤ Dutch:

[ ] You like the colour orange.
[ ] You are a football enthusiast.
[ ] You often go to 'coffee shops'.
[x] You know what is meant by 'coffee shops'.
[ ] You tend to overreact and show your emotions.
[ ] You have a cheerful nature.
[x] You like the sea.
[ ] You are good at building handiwork projects.
[ ] You tend to favour the megalomania.
(Total: 2)

¤ Arab:

[ ] You are a patriot.
[ ] You say "3ngleezy" instead of "english".
[ ] You laugh at other accents, especially Egyptian.
[ ] You beckon at things with you forehead or eyes.
[ ] You like seafood, especially fish, more than any other type of food.
[ ] You are tanned.
[ ] You have a black hair.
[ ] Your last name starts with " Al " or " bin "
[ ] you like showing off, especially with new cars and clothes.
[ ] You dislike reading.
(Total: 0)

¤ Fire:

[/] You have a short temper.
[ ] You often act on your emotions without thinking first.
[ ] You are very competitive.
[/] You like to play with fire.
[ ] You are not a strong swimmer or you can't swim at all.
[/] You prefer warm weather over cold weather.
[x] You often lose control over yourself.
[ ] You can be quite reckless.
[ ] You sometimes hurt people without realizing it.
[/] People have often called you insane.
(Total: 3)

¤ Water:

[/] You have a calm, laid-back personality.
[/] You like to go to the beach.
[/] You rarely get angry.
[ ] When you do get angry, you know how to control it.
[/] You think before you act.
[ ] You are good at breaking up fights.
[x] You are a great swimmer.
[/] You like the rain.
[/] You can stay calm in stressful situations.
[x] You are very generous.
(Total: 4,5)

¤ Earth:

[ ] You are physically strong.
[x] You have a close connection with nature.
[/] You don't mind getting dirty.
[/] You form strong opinions on issues that concern you.
[ ] You could easily survive in the wild.
[x] You care about the environment.
[ ] You can easily focus on your work without getting distracted.
[ ] You rarely get depressed.
[ ] You aren't afraid of anything.
[/] You prefer to have a strict set of rules.
(Total: 3,5)

¤ Air:

[/] You have a free spirit.
[ ] You hate rules.
[/] You prefer to be out in the open rather than in small, enclosed spaces.
[ ] You enjoy windy days.
[/] You are independent.
[/] You are quite intelligent.
[x] You tend to be impatient.
[x] You are easily distracted.
[/] You can sometimes be hyperactive and/or annoying.
[x] You wish you could fly.
(Total: 5,5)

¤ Darkness:

[x] You spend most of your time alone.
[x] You prefer nighttime over daytime.
[x] You like creepy things.
[ ] You like to play tricks on people.
[x] Black is your favourite colour.
[/] You prefer the villains over the heroes.
[/] You don't talk much.
[x] You are an atheist.
[x] You don't mind watching scary movies.
[/] You love to break the rules.
(Total: 7,5)

¤ Light:

[/] You are very polite.
[/] You are spiritual.
[ ] When someone is in trouble, you never hesitate to help them.
[ ] You believe everything you see or hear.
[/] You are afraid of the dark.
[x] You hate violence.
[x] You hope for world peace.
[ ] Everyone loves to be around you.
[/] You always follow the rules.
[ ] You laugh/smile a lot.
(Total: 4)

¤ Spring:

[ ] Your favourite colour is orange/yellow.
[x] You would love to travel to Paris.
[ ] You like tennis/football.
[/] You are rather sweet and friendly.
[x] You like to drink juice/cocktails.
[ ] You like flowery pattern.  
[x] You had/have plant flowers.  
[/] You like Easter.
[x] Robins are cute!  
[x] You like to wear stockings.
(Total: 6)

¤ Summer:

[ ] Your favourite colour is green/pink.
[ ] You would love to travel to Miami.
[ ] You like volleyball/basketball.
[/] You are rather funny and crazy.
[x] You like to drink ice tea/lemonade.
[x] You like polka dots.
[/] You love to make sand castles.
[x] Your favourite holidays are the summer holidays.
[ ] You like parrots.
[x] You like to wear skirts.
(Total: 5)

¤ Autumn:

[x] Your favourite colour is red/brown.
[/] You would love to travel to London.
[ ] You like baseball/lacrosse.
[x] You are rather quiet and shy.
[x] You like to drink coffee.
[x] You like stripes.
[x] You love to jump into a bunch of leaves.  
[x] You really like Halloween.  
[/] Your favourite birds are crows/ravens.
[x] You like to wear leather jackets  
(Total: 8)

¤ Winter:

[/] Your favourite colour is blue/purple.
[ ] You would love to travel to Quebec.
[ ] You like skiing/snowboarding.
[/] You are rather smart and focused.
[x] You like to drink hot chocolate.
[/] You like asian pattern.
[/] You love to build snow men.
[ ] Your favourite holidays are the Christmas holidays.
[x] Owls are lovely.
[x] You like to wear scarfs.
(Total: 5)

¤ Pride:

[/] You like to show off.
[/] You could care less about what other people think.
[ ] You like to be praised.
[ ] You prefer the rich to the poor.
[ ] That special deluxe car would make you happy.
[/] Material items make you happy.
[ ] You like to hang out with someone all the time.
[ ] You have urges.
(Total: 1,5)

¤ Greed:

[/] You want what you can't have.
[x] You get upset when you can't do something you wanted.
[ ] Money is special to you.
[ ] You can get clingy.
[x] Robinhood wasn't really your favourite character.
[x] You have more things than you can hold in your room.
[/] You like getting presents.
[ ] Shopping is fun to you, but if someone is buying.
(Total: 4)

¤ Lust:

[/] You think about love very often.
[ ] You like to manipulate for your own satisfaction.
[x] You like strawberries.
[ ] The touch of someone else makes you want more or shiver.
[x] Night time is fun time.
[/] You take forever to get ready for any type of social gathering.
[x] Love and lust are different words.
[/] You crave for chocolate/sweets.
(Total: 4,5)

¤ Wrath:

[x] No one should piss you off.
[ ] You're on the constant go.
[/] You believe in your parents.
[/] When people tell you what to do you build rage.
[/] Music is your medicine.
[/] You are quickly bored.
[x] You are easily distracted by the things around you
[/] You are independent.
(Total: 5)

¤ Gluttony:

[/] You are lazy.
[ ] Food is your friend.
[ ] You like big things.
[x] If you could, you'd live in a mansion.
[ ] Sometimes you'd rather be lonely.
[ ] You like rich things.
[x] You like to accessorize.  
[ ] You like to have people around for comfort.  
(Total: 2,5)

¤ Envy:

[/] You have low self-esteem.
[ ] You enjoy threatening people.
[ ] Sometimes you wish that a certain person was dead.
[/] Jealousy is your weakness.
[/] You are mad easily.
[ ] You have lack of care about another's emotional state.
[/] You are unhappy.
[x] Dinner is your favourite meal time.
(Total: 3)

¤ Sloth:

[/] You don't mind death.
[/] You like to watch TV.  
[ ] You could care less about what is going on.
[x] Cats are one of your favourite animals.
[ ] You like taking quizzes.
[/] Chores/work/school is not your favourite place to be.
[x] You get sick often.
[ ] Emotions are little to you.
(Total: 3,5)

¤ Hair:

[ ] Extensionss.
[ ] Dyed at least onces.
[x] Dyed it more than 5 times.
[x] Use hairspray, hair gel etc.
[ ] Change hairstyle regularly.
[ ] Have layers, hair feathered etc.
[x] Straighten your hair.
[ ] Curl your hair.
[x] Blow dry your hair.  
[ ] Lots of clips, hair bands etc.
(Total: 4)

¤ Face:

[ ] Foundation darker than your natural skin tone.
[x] Foundation which matches your skin tone.
[x] Mascara.
[ ] Eyeliner.
[ ] Blusher.
[ ] Bronzer.
[x] Lip gloss/Lip stick.  
[ ] Fake eyelashes.
[ ] Eyelash curlers.
[ ] About a million makeup bags and brushes.
(Total: 7)

¤ Body:

[x] A piercing.
[x] More than one piercing.
[ ] Fake tan.
[ ] Have/had fake nails.
[ ] Eyebrows waxed/threaded.
[ ] Have used a sun bed.
[ ] Have had a pedicure.
[ ] Have had a manicure.  
[x] Legs waxed/shaved.  
[x] Tattoo(s).
(Total: 11)

¤ Others:

[ ] Worn/wear coloured contacts.
[ ] Worn/wear contact lenses.
[ ] Own fake designer stuff.
[ ] Follow the latest trends.
[ ] Look orange regularly.  
[ ] Pretend your fake stuff is real.
[ ] Wear a lot of perfume.
[ ] Wear flesh coloured tights so your legs look darker.  
[x] Wear a more then 5 pieces of jewellery at a time.
[ ] Most of your clothes have fake diamantes on them.
(Total: 12)

¤ Have you:

[ ] Considered a plastic surgery.  
[ ] Had any plastic surgery.
[ ] Wanted your lips to be fuller.
[ ] Considered/had botox.
[/] Gone on a diet.  
[/] Gone to the gym.  
[ ] Had your teeth bleached /whitened professionally.
[ ] Bleached/whitened your teeth at home.  
[x] Had work done on your teeth so they are perfect.
(Total: 14) = 14x2 =  28 % ~> I'm 28 % fake.

¤ What you have:

[x] You own over 10 bottles of nail polish.
[ ] You own a designer purse.
[x] You own perfume that cost over $60.
[ ] You had/have fake nails.
[x] You have more hair products and body products than you can use.
[ ] Your pet is a Chihuahua/Pomeranian/Yorkshire Terrier/Siamese/Shih Tzu/etc.
[ ] You have clothes/shoes/accessories for your pet.
[ ] You have enough clothes to cover an entire refugee camp.
[x] You have enough pictures to create your own wallpaper.
[ ] A pink comforter, carpeting, walls or sheets.
(Total: 4)

¤ Do you...

[ ] Spend more time at the mall than you do at homework.  
[x] Have had a hair color that is not natural.
[ ] Have "blonde moments" at least once a day.
[x] Buy stuff because it's awesome and then never wear/use it.
[ ] Constantly keep your phone at your side.
[x] Dance around in your room when nobody else is home.  
[ ] Have a name for your car.
[ ] Know what celebrity is dating who and who broke up this week.
[x] Refuse to go out in public without makeup.
[ ] Prefer to be called "princess".
(Total: 8)

¤ Do you love:

[ ] Makeup.
[ ] Glitter.
[ ] The colour pink.
[x] Jewelry.
[x] Mirrors.
[ ] Chick flicks.
[ ] Shoes.
[x] Rainbows.
[x] Unicorns.
[ ] Disney Movies.
[x] Flowers.
[ ] Stuffed Animals.
[ ] Purses.
(Total: 13)

¤ Do you shop at:

[ ] Coach.
[ ] Forever 21.
[ ] Victoria's Secret.
[ ] Guess.
[x] Claire's.
[ ] Express.
[ ] Delia's.
[ ] Hollister.
[ ] American Eagle.
[ ] Abercrombie Fitch.
[ ] Aeropostale.
(Total: 14)

¤ Do you say:

[x] Whatever.
[ ] Oh my gosh/goodness.
[ ] Hun.
[ ] Fugly.
[ ] That's hot.
[ ] Dunzo.
[ ] Darling.
[ ] Bff.
[ ] Cutie.
[ ] Hottie.
[ ] Skank.
[ ] Totally.
[ ] For Sure.
[ ] Fabulous.
(Total: 15)

¤ Do you read:

[ ] Cosmopolitan.
[/] Glamour.  
[ ] Marie Claire.
[ ] Elle Girl.
[ ] Teen Vogue.
[ ] People.
[ ] Us Weekly.
[ ] Star.
[ ] Self.
[ ] PerezHilton.com.
[ ] Dlisted.com.
[ ] Seventeen.
[ ] people.com.
[ ] usmagazine.com.
[ ] popsugar.com.
[ ] Pink Is The New Blog.com.  
(Total: 15,5)

¤ Do you love these:

[ ] Legally Blonde.
[ ] Elizabethtown.
[ ] Mean Girls.  
[ ] Now & Then.
[ ] The Notebook.
[ ] A Walk to Remember.
[ ] Sweet Home Alabama.
[ ] Where the Heart is.
[ ] Just my luck.
[ ] John Tucker Must Die.
[ ] Center stage.
[ ] Bring it On.
[ ] How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days.
[ ] Mona Lisa Smile.
[ ] My Girl.
[ ] Wedding Date.
[ ] 10 Things I Hate About You.
(Total: 15,5)

¤ Do you really enjoy:

[ ] America's Next Top Model.
[ ] Project Runway.
[ ] Desperate Housewives.
[ ] The Simple Life.
[ ] 8th & Ocean.
[ ] Sex & the City.
[ ] Grey's Anatomy.
[ ] The O.C.
[ ] The City.
[x] Nip/Tuck.
[ ] Gilmore Girls.
[ ] Degrassi.
(Total: 16,5) = 16,5x2 =  33 % ~> I'm 33 % "girly".

¤ Anorexic:

[x] You have dry skin.
[ ] You eat 1 meal.
[/] You're very weak.
[/] You hate your body.
[ ] You starve yourself.
[/] You have low self esteem.
[ ] You use laxatives.
[/] You need to be more skinny.
[x] People always say you're skinny, but you think fat.
[x] People think you are too skinny.
(Total: 5)

¤ ADHD:

[x] Your mind is all over the place.
[ ] You are hyper most of the time.
[ ] You barely pay attention to anything.
[/] You cannot cooperate with people well.
[ ] You seem to never sit still.
[ ] You talk all the time.
[ ] You need attention 24/7.
(Total: 1,5)

¤ Bipolar Disorder:

[/] You can act wild at times then the next day you are depressed.
[/] You are very irritable.
[ ] You barely get any or no sleep.
[ ] You are anti-social.
[ ] You have very high self esteem at times.
[ ] You are abusing alcohol, drugs, or sex.
[/] You have thought/attempted suicide.
(Total: 1,5)

¤ Bulima Nervosa:

[ ] You throw up all of your food.
[ ] You throw it up even when you don't feel sick.
[ ] You have no control over how you eat.
[ ] You use laxatives.
[ ] You have overly exercised to where you almost fainted/passed out.
[x] You always say you are fat, when you aren't.
[x] People think you are way too skinny.
(Total: 2)

¤ Conduct Disorder:

[ ] You are a bully
[ ] You threaten other people.
[ ] You often find yourself in fights.
[ ] You have used a weapon that could cause injury to others.
[ ] You are cruel to humans and/or animals.
[ ] You have raped/molested someone.
[ ] You destroy property on purpose.
[ ] You always lie.
[ ] You stay out all night.
[ ] You have ran away from home.
(Total: 0)

¤ Depression:

[ ] You are always sad.
[/] You find no hope in your future.
[ ] You find no longer excitement over the activities you used to love.
[ ] You always find yourself around the house or in bed all day.
[/] You can be/are anti-social.
[/] You have low self esteem.
[ ] Everything bad that happens is always your fault.
[ ] You always seem to be weak or have physical features hurt.
[ ] You are failing school.
[/] You have thought of/attempted suicide.
[ ] You have ran away from home.
[ ] Hope is no longer there for you.
(Total: 2)

¤ OCD (Obsessive Compulsive Disorder:

[x] You have daily rituals.
[/] You have disturbing thoughts or thoughts you hate
[ ] You have to do a certain thing until it feels right.
[/] You have to keep things in a certain order.
[ ] You have harmed yourself.
[ ] You are afraid you will get an STD, AIDS, or any kind of germs.
[x] You have to check some stuff over again.
(Total: 3)

¤ PTSD  (Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder):

[ ] You repeatedly have flashbacks of horrible moments/memories in your life.
[ ] You repeatedly have dreams of horrible moments/memories in your life.
[ ] You sometimes think the event will happen again.
[ ] You feel highly uncomfortable when remembered/remembering the event.
[/] You can be/are anti-social.
[ ] You have lost interest in the things you used to love.
[ ] You have not had a lot of sleep lately.
[ ] You worry about dying at an early age or dying at all.
[x] You can have angry outbursts.
[ ] You act younger than your age.
(Total: 1,5)

¤ Schizophrenia:

[ ] You often have hallucinations
[/] You have strange, unusual dreams or thoughts.
[ ] You can be confused about reality and fantasy.
[x] You think people are always staring or talking about you.
[/] You have extreme anxiety or fearfulness.
[ ] You have difficulty with relationships with family, friends, and opposite sex.
[ ] You do not take care of your hygiene like you should.
[x] You are very shy
[x] You often talk to yourself.
(Total: 4)

¤ 1:

[ ] The dark.
[ ] Staying single forever.
[ ] Being a parent.
[ ] Giving birth.
[/] Being myself in front of others.
[/] Open spaces.
[x] Closed spaces.
[/] Heights.
[ ] Dogs.   
[ ] Birds.
[ ] Fish.
[x] Spiders.  
[ ] Flowers or other plants.
(Total: 3,5)

¤ 2:

[x] Being touched.
[/] Fire.  
[ ] Deep water.  
[ ] Snakes.
[ ] Silk.
[ ] The ocean.
[x] Failure.  
[ ] Success.  
[ ] Frogs/Toads.  
[ ] Rats.
[/] Jumping from high places.
[ ] Snow.  
(Total: 6,5)

¤ 3:

[ ] Rain.
[ ] Wind.
[/] Crossing hanging bridges.
[ ] Death.  
[ ] Heaven.  
[/] Being robbed.  
[x] Falling.
[/] Clowns.  
[ ] Dolls.  
[x] Large crowds of people.
[/] Men.  
[ ] Women.
[ ] Having great responsibilities.
[x] Doctors.
[ ] Tornadoes.
(Total: 11,5)

¤ 4:

[ ] Hurricanes.
[x] Incurable diseases.
[ ] Sharks.  
[ ] Ghosts.  
[/] Poverty.
[ ] Halloween.  
[ ] School.
[ ] Trains.
[ ] Odd numbers.
[ ] Even numbers.
[ ] Being alone.
[x] Becoming blind.
[x] Becoming deaf.  
[/] Growing up.  
(Total: 15,5)

¤ 5:

[ ] Creepy noises in the night.  
[ ] Bee stings.
[/] Not accomplishing my dreams/goals.
[x] Needles.  
[ ] Dinosaurs.
[/] High speed.  
[ ] Throwing up.
[ ] Falling in love.  
[ ] Super secrets.
(Total: 17,5) ~> I'm afraid of about 18 out of 63 common fears.

¤ 1:

[x] You have screamed at an inanimate object for "hurting" you.
[/] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[/] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought something was funny, laughed, and people gave you weird looks.
[ ] You have run into a tree/bush.
[ ] You have been called a blonde.
(Total: 2)

¤ 2:

[ ] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.  
[ ] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[x] You never knew the alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same melody.
[ ] You just sang then to make sure.
[ ] You have tripped over your own feet and fallen.
[ ] You have choked on your own spit.  
(Total: 3)

¤ 3:

[ ] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.
[ ] You type with three fingers or less.
[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire.  
[ ] You have tried to drink out of a straw but it went into your nose.
[ ] You have caught yourself drooling.
(Total: 4)

¤ 4:

[/] You have fallen asleep in class.
[ ] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[/] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about.
[/] People often shake their heads and walk away from you.
[/] You are often told to use your "inside voice".  
(Total: 6)

¤ 5:

[ ] You use your fingers to do simple math.
[ ] You have accidentally eaten a bug.
[x] You are doing this test when you should be doing something more important.  
[ ] You have put your clothes on inside out/backwards without realizing it.
[x] You've looked all over for something and then realized it was in your hand/pocket.
(Total: 8)

¤ 6:

[ ] You have posted bulletins because you're afraid of what will happen if you don't.
[/] You break a lot of things.
[x] You tilt your head when confused.
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before.
[x] When lying in bed, you try to find pictures out of the textures on the ceiling.
[ ] You use the word "um" a lot.
[ ] You fail to understand what "um" means.
[ ] You say "what" and "huh" a lot.
[x] You plan to use a calculator for the multiplication for this test.  
(Total: 12,5) = 12,5x4 = 50 % ~> I'm 50 % insane.